FiFtH.
DJ: I have to make a video of myself...because they want to see a good guy in action.
Mike: Look at that. It's a sea of stupid.
Girl in Hallway: Ow!! I was picking my nose and you made me hurt myself!
Frau: Hebble, do you have your big thing?
Beezle (using heat wrap for injury): This looks just like a maxi pad.
Mum: Yes, but I wouldn't use them interchangeably. That might be painful. Or it'd be really stimulating and you'd never have to leave the house.
Football Player (in art): Moses wasn't a sculptor. He was a sailor.
Girl: What?
Football Player: Well. For 40 days and 40 nights.
Ellyn: What was that German battlecry again? Heugen-beugen?
Jack: What? Um. Heugen-bliegen? Hiegen-blieden? Hymen-bleeding?
Andre: I feel like a cupcake.
Mike (singing): Yes it's a lesbian platypus
A platypus that likes platypussy
hr: Pale, splotchy, and dry. Just how I like my women.
J'bUrg
Howard (to Molly): Do I look like a princess?
Granver: Tony, do you mind if I put you in a cage and exploit you?
Hoff: I feel there should be a rule that I don't get ugly campers.
Fluff: Plant trees so we can eat more popsicles.
Lorelei: Granver, I don't know about that chicken in your pockets thing.
Beezle: You eat whatever looks the least like plastic food.
Alicia: ...if they have an eating problem, whether it's dyslexia or anorexia.
Howard: I would not want my kids at a camp where they run around nude.
Howard: I don't want people to think I'm sketchy.
Doug: My children should not be left unattended...like a hot stove.
Howard: Touch campers only where a bathing suit would touch.
Kati: In America you say it 'can't'; Magda says that if I pronounce it differently it is not right. 'C*nt'? Why not 'c*nt'?
Crissie: John, a millipede just crawled out of your ear.
Andrew (playing assassin): I shoulda got Wood today.
Granver: We've got premium babies in the freezer.
Yurii (talking about the sea): Do you have bitches in England?Yurii: Do you have rape fruit?
Pam: I'm the only one who's allowed to deep throat my maglight.