fOurtH.

Warhol Superstar: I love his ice-cream. Not his underwear though.

DeathRow2455: i was planning on letting Jame Austin monopolize my weekend
beezle304: Jame Austin? Jane's black cousin from the city?

hr: This shirt just screams, Come to me, little children.

Chapin: Now how am I supposed to get big?

Mr. O: Why didn't they have lightbulbs?

Preppy Girl: Because Ben Franklin hadn't invented them yet!

Becca: Are you saying Maddie's a paedophile?

Beezle: Maddie's an anythingophile.

mum: Ithaca's out in bumfuck Egypt.

James (7-yr-old cousin): Mom, I would like you to know your husband is out on the porch smoking a cigar, and I do not approve.

Frau: France. Is not. In. Germany.

Student: The discussion about human rights in Generia...

Tina: What are we going to do with all this food?
Maddie: Give it to the poor?
Herr Claeys: No.

Hymns in a new hymnal: Let Me have My Way Among You

facing page: Lay It All Down

Hymn: Jesus Took a Towel

psychous 3: this is gonna be the best easter ever. I'm gonna go light a cow on fire.