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Tina: I don't need sensitivity training. Everyone else just needs to toughen up.

me: He smokes like a big...factory tower...smoking...thing.
Mike: Chimney?

Frau: Sie möchte shit.

hr: I don't know why I was thinking about Tom Cruise in the shower.

mum (about $20 for church offering made in soup bowl):
It's for Marybeth's pot money.

Maddie: Then my last boyfriend was a necropheliac, but he liked me too.

Mike: There's no "i" in team, but there's an "i" in meat pie.
Fred: No there's not.

Mr K (Quibbie): In what state...?

Steph: Norway and France.

mum: Ellyn, you can never date a wrestler. I don't care how hot he is.
Jack: Can I?

hr: It amuses me, because live people are warm.

Mr K: But you can do things with corn you can't do with pineapples.